Swaganigans: Survey Superstitions for 2500 SB!

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Well last week’s Swaganigans was unnecessarily sad, sorry about that. On the bright side though, it means you did a great job. Let’s lighten up the mood this week.

We all know it, Swagbucks Surveys can be frustrating. The DQs, OQs, and length of Surveys is sometimes enough to make you turn your back on them… I don’t recommend it though, they are still a great way to earn SB. With that being said, I want to know your Survey superstitions. You surely have a routine when you complete Surveys and I want to know what it is.

Do you only listen to Hall and Oates?

Do you eat sunflower seeds?

Maybe I’m giving you all too much information about my life…

So what’s your Survey superstition? Feel free to make one up! We just want you to use your humourous cleverness and intellectual horsepower.

First time here? Have no idea what’s going on. Don’t worry. This post will answer all your questions.

Prizes

Grand Prize gets 2500 SB. Second Place gets 1500 SB. Other runners up get 1000 SB. Honourable mentions, if any, will receive 10 SB.  Any members that gets posted are immediately entered into the select group club of “Swagglers” all of whom are competing for the coveted Swaggler of the Year (i.e the member who gets posted the most). I hope the evilscotsman is keeping track?

Guidelines

Winners will  be selected on the basis of  humour, wit, wisdom, cleverness and originality. Write your entries in the comments below. 11 entries max. Please include your Swag name, city & province at the end of each entry. Entries must be posted on or before Sunday, November 15th at 11:59pm PT. Judges reserve the right to alter entries for taste, humour or appropriateness. No purchase necessary. Employees of Prodege LLC and members of their immediate families are not eligible for prizes. All gift card prizes are paid out in SB points. To get SB points you must be a member of Swagbucks. If you are not yet a member of Swagbucks that’s ok, no one is perfect. But you can redeem yourself by joining here.

For information on Swaganigans rules and ultimate purpose click here.

Now it’s time to hand things over to the esteemed Prof Jockey to round up last week’s 2 sentence tear jerkers.

LAST WEEK’S WINNERS

Last week we asked you to create 2 sentence tear jerkers:

Second Place Winner of 1500 SB

The child shuffled in shoes that were too big for her. She wouldn’t let all her mother’s belongings be given to goodwill. (Blu3yez, North Salt Lake, UT)

Grand Prize Winner of 2500 SB

After many years, they meet again. A man and his best friend, side by side entering the gates of heaven, one with his tail wagging and the other his eyes streaming tears of joy. (4carriemarie)

Runners Up (1000 SB each)

She donated her wedding dress to charity, today. She couldn’t tell which flowers in her home had been wedding arrangements, and which ones had been funeral arrangements. (britslyrogers, Phoenix, AZ)

It was finished with single horn. I bowed my head as they handed me the flag. (Acpisme, Lake Elsinore, CA)

Drinking with friends, toasting to life. Drinking alone, toasting to friends. (Love2260, Clearwater, FL)

 

Honourable Mentions (10 SB each)

Did the most amazing Clan Wars attack that your clan mates will love. Supercell updates the servers and wipes the replay before anyone gets to see it. (Rumble1980, Southampton, UK)

He had a Caprisun. But no straw in sight. (kornwolf Centennial, CO)

10 minutes into a survey. Disqualified. (sweetngel, Yonkers, NY)

Dicing Onions.Tears Flowing Like The Rain outside the window. (AVStyle)

I always spent Tuesdays with Maury. Unfortunately, his dying wish was to let me know that I was not his father. (RegularVSpecialK, Tracy, CA)

 

IN CONCLUSION

Follow @Swaggodore and @ProfessorJockey on Twitter and tweet at them. We’re not paying them to sit around and do nothing. In fact, we don’t pay them at all!  Now go challenge yourself!

-Professor Jockey and his horse Correct Answer

-Lady Elocin de Vieux Carre
Picture of the Swaggodore

– The Swaggodore